theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

gay update: getting gayer

analish:

do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

callmecorporal:

republicannibal:

piertotum-locomottor:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

water-music:

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Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work

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it’s the cutest cup :3

i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl

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Your cat bowl has nothing on my

Measuring cups

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u wanna go

have a taste of my cat teapot

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Bro, get a look at my

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Actual cat

Biatch please, I have a gang.

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It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados

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but can a gang beat an army

screamingbiscuits:

Dammit, every time

screamingbiscuits:

Dammit, every time

misscupidturtle:

How to find MCR fans in a room

step 1: find a piano

step 2: play the first note to “welcome to the black parade”

step 3: Watch as their heads shoot up instantly 

cazmaniandevil1:

teacupnosaucer:

love seeing women not turning on each other when it’s a man cheating

yes v good 10 for you gorgeous women

Well. At least he has good taste in women.

railroadsoftware:

zellah4:

Oh my god


good

railroadsoftware:

zellah4:

Oh my god

good

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

drinkingwithjocks:

im-not—a-punk:

I DON’T NEED NO BOOZE OR DRUGS
I JUST CHUG-A-LUG O’ MY COFFEE MUG
I DON’T NEED NO KISS OR HUGS
I JUST CHUG-A-LUG O’ MY COFFEE MUG

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