- grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
- me: grandma you're like 80
why am i awake
because you don’t need beauty sleep you’re already so beautiful
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
Write her a letter, send her a flower, love only gets old if you let it.
do you want me to pay you in young money or cash money?