The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
so basically a cat
“Do you know how many calories are in that?”
“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
Once Annabelle leaves for school in August, i’m going to look for at least one other job.
There’s no way I’m going to be able to afford a car by next summer if I dont.
- In 2009, a man married a video game character
- In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
- In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
- Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
- And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige